I might need a grant

I am currently running a study. I am trying to find out if I can raise a seven-year-old boy on the following foods:

- corn dogs

- cheetos

- milk

- strawberrys

- diet dr. pepper

My subject is very compliant to this diet. Actually, he won't eat anything else right now, so I should have solid results.

I am sure the Scientific community will be thrilled to hear how this turns out.

Feeling so pretty

Do you ever occasionally walk past a mirror and think "Holy shit! Is that me?!?!"

Or am I the only one?

Just curious.